Watching the Watcher

By now, I’ve been meditating (mostly) daily for about five years. And, as a result, I sometimes get questions about the upsides – or, really, just about the point – of a regular meditation practice.

In truth, I can’t say that I’m a wildly different person because of it. I don’t see the world completely anew, nor do I think or act with a calm or insight or balance that I wouldn’t have before. But I do, at least, notice my thoughts and actions – and, even more so, my feelings – with a clarity and precision and objectivity that I couldn’t before beginning meditating.

Sometimes, I’ll be arguing with my brother on the phone, and suddenly see myself from the outside; hey, I think, you’re pissed off, and needlessly being a dick to him. At which point, if I’m honest, I then keep being a dick, at least a good percentage of the time. But, sometimes, by noticing, I can change course.

Anyway, from that noticing, I’ve also discovered that, more than anything else, my crappiest moods happen when someone I care about feels anxious or upset. Today, Jess had a terrible morning, and worrying about her and how she’s feeling right now has my stomach tied in knots. Her crappy day isn’t because of anything deeply serious; by the end of the week, she’ll likely have rebounded completely. Further, even in the short term, I’m certain my own distress on her behalf does absolutely nothing to help. Still, I spent the last few hours feeling pretty terrible.

So, I sat for 20 minutes of meditation, and looked at that feeling. I breathed, and considered it from a distance. After which, I’m still anxious and upset. But now, I can also see my worry and stress for what it is – empathy for someone I love – and I can keep it in my mind and heart while also carrying on with the rest of my day.

Perhaps that’s not much. But, for me, it’s meaningful enough that I’m happy to keep up the mediation habit, day in and day out, as life rolls ahead.

January 21, 2020

Sitzfleisch

In standard style, I’m doing my best to watch all of this year’s Oscar contenders, at least in the major categories. Thus far, Jess and I have slogged through Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood, Marriage Story, Little Women, Bombshell, and The Irishman, with Parasite next on deck.

And, in short, boy are movies long.

Perhaps it’s that I’ve been watching more TV shows than movies of late. Or that my ability to focus for extended stretches has decayed in this frenetic digital age. Or just that my brain has addled (and my bladder further shrunk) in my advancing age.

But, whatever the reason, I’m finding it harder than ever to keep giving a crap all the way from opening scene through credit roll.

Still, I do want to keep slogging ahead through the balance of the list – if just to keep current on cultural literacy, as much as anything else. And who knows? Maybe after those dozens of hours, I’ll even have regained the ability to sustain my attention for an entire movie at a clip.

January 20, 2020

Playing with Pain

As people hop into a new year of workouts, one common issue regularly crops up: dealing with old injuries and ongoing tweaks – pain in backs, knees, shoulders, etc. The easy solution is to just ‘play it safe,’ completely avoiding any even slightly painful movements. But, in the long run, that’s an ineffective approach.

Pain is complex – it’s not just a physical sensation, but the mental interpretation of that sensation. In other words, while the muscle you pull in your back may be the initial negative stimulus, it’s your brain that turns the stimulus into the experience of pain. You’ve probably experienced that directly – perhaps you cut yourself accidentally, but didn’t feel pain until you looked down and realized what you’d done.

In the days and even weeks after an injury, the physical stimulus and mental response are usually pretty tightly coupled. But, often, even after the physical damage heals, the pain response persists. It’s kind of like the ‘check engine’ light in your car – once it’s on, regardless of any fixes to the engine itself, the light will only turn off if you reset it directly.

And, in the case of muscle or joint pain, the best way to ‘reset’ is through movement. Repeatedly move safely through a range of motion that previously caused damage, and your brain will update its map of the situation in the sensory cortex, no longer signaling the movement as painful.

But for that reset to work, the key part is moving safely. Moving through injury too much or too soon can actually make things work.

So, how can you tell if you’re helping or hurting? If the feeling in your shoulder as you press, or in your knee as you lunge, is a sign that you should pull back, or just something you should live with temporarily as you keep going and rebuild pain-free health?

When I’m working with athletes, I have four rules – four questions you can ask about the nature of the pain caused by any specific exercise or movement.

1. On a scale of 1 to 10, is the pain a 4 or less?

2. Does the pain remain the same or improve as you repeat the movement, rather than getting worse rep by rep?

3. Does the pain stop once you stop doing the movement?

4. Does the joint or muscle feel better or about the same 6-24 hours after the movement as it did before?

If you can answer yes to all four, you’re good to go.

As the physical therapists say, ‘motion is lotion.’ If you have musculoskeletal pain, get moving. Just follow the four rules along the way, and you’ll be back to feeling excellent sooner than you think.

Zero-Card Monte

Woke up this morning to discover that someone had been on an Apple store and Cash App spending spree overnight with my debit card. Sweet.

Fortunately, Simple was awesome, quickly unwound the transactions, and is sending a replacement card my way. But, in the meantime, I’ve been rearranging dollars to keep backup options working until it does, and dreading the process of replacing the card number every single place that info is saved online.

On the plus side, at least we have the long weekend ahead. After the stress of this fiscal adventure, and a particularly crazy, work-heavy but sleep-limited week, I could most certainly use a break.