Never Be Royals

I’ll be honest: I’ve never really been that interested in the Royal Family, and I’ve only followed in passing the Megan Markle / Prince Harry departure drama. As an American, I don’t read British tabloids, so it was difficult for me to evaluate the whole situation. Was Markle really getting a raw deal in the press, or might the whole thing be overblown?

Until, that is, I came across this Buzzfeed article, comparing coverage of Megan Markle and Kate Middleton. In the same publications. For doing literally the exact same things. After which, all I can say is: boy do I fully endorse the move.

Good luck to them both, and to baby whatever-his-or-her-name-is. Now back to ignoring the Royals per usual. God knows we have plenty of disasters to keep an eye on right here at home.

Quota

Despite my consistent 2020 start, it appears I couldn’t quite wrangle posts here the last few days. The culprit: a ton of writing and editing I’ve been doing on other projects.

Apparently, I only have some fixed number of words in me each day. Once I hit that hard limit, my brain is cooked.

Sadly, I still have a bunch of other writing left to do, so I’m only popping in briefly, sparing this hundred or so words to try and keep the new/old blogging habit alive. Now back to the salt mines!

App-etizing

I remember, years ago, reading (possibly in the excellent Design of Everyday Things?) about an architect who designed a college campus without any paved paths between the buildings. Instead, he simply planted grass everywhere, then came back a year later, and paved over the grassless paths worn down where people had actually walked.

I was thinking of that story this morning, as I looked at my phone. As I wrote about recently, I tend to work best when I can sit down and focus. But, sadly, my schedule is too fractured, and (even with my best attempts at streamlining and focusing) my to-do list too long to make everything fit. So, this year, I’ve been trying to do more on my phone, wedging tasks into the interstitial chunks of my day. I journaled on the subway ride to work this morning, for example, and I’m banging out this post on the small screen while on a quick afternoon coffee break.

As a result, I’m suddenly using a bunch of apps that I hadn’t regularly before. Which meant it was probably time to rearrange my home screen.

But rather than my normal approach – trying to plan the theoretically perfect layout – I’m instead taking a page from that college architect: each time I use an app, I drag it to the top left of my home screen. I’m planning to keep it up for the balance of the week. After which, I should have my apps organized by actual priority, sorted into the paths of my real-world daily use.

Photo coming once that’s done. I’m curious to see how it ends up.

New Year, Old Diet?

M: Too many free radicals, that’s your problem.

BOND: Free radicals, sir?

M: Yes. They’re toxins that destroy the body and the brain. Caused by eating too much red meat and white bread, and too many dry martinis!

BOND: Then I shall cut out the white bread, sir.

Never Say Never Again

The Daily Grind

A few years back, mid-apartment-move, I unloaded my kitchen cabinets, and discovered I owned no fewer than a dozen different devices for making coffee. From Nespresso to Aeropress, Chemex to Bialetti, with French Press, vacuum brewer, SoftBrew, and even more obscure options between.

But what I didn’t own was a coffee grinder. Which, as a reluctant coffee snob, was sort of sacrilege. Sure, I knew that coffee ground moments before brewing was far better than a bag ground in-store left to oxidize on the shelf throughout its days of use. But I was also (perhaps penny-wise and pound-foolishly) cheap.

At one point, I purchased an inexpensive blade grinder, but the results were a bit of an abortion. Insert whole beans, pour out an inconsistent mess, a potpourri that ran from large unground chunks to fine silt. A consistent grind required a burr grinder, and I couldn’t quite bring myself to spring the $200 for a Baratza or any of its competitors. So, for years I subsisted on in-store-ground beans.

Until, that is, a few weeks ago, when I stumbled across a fairly excellent review for the Secura 903B. A bit of Googling confirmed: while not anything unusual, it was perfectly capable – an automatic ceramic burr grinder that reliably makes uniform grounds. And at just $40, cheap enough that I almost couldn’t justify not buying it.

The grinder arrived on Friday. Jess and I picked up freshly-roasted beans yesterday afternoon. This morning, I (Chemex) brewed a first test run batch.

The result: why the hell did I wait so long to buy a burr grinder?

If you make coffee daily, there’s no way in the world this sucker isn’t worth the ten cents a day it will cost you to make far better cups through the rest of 2020.